- Grandmother: *posts article defaming political figure*
- Me: *posts Snopes link discrediting said article*
- Grandmother: You're out of the will.
I have a 102 fever and she’s still on me about my room being messy.
I felt sick earlier and she wouldn’t reschedule an appointment to get our passport photos taken because she didn’t want to mess up a relationship with a bank customer.
I fucking bought her flowers and took them to her office today. I am akick-ass son and she still vilifies me at every turn.
She told me today that she enjoys going to work because it’s a “haven from our arguments”, yet when I say I’ll be spending as much time as I can on campus next year since I’m living at home I get grounded.
She wasn’t so displeased that he got in trouble because of it, but it kind of reaffirmed the thing thateveryone else in the school has figured out already:The boy swings both ways.
Plus it was a very quick kiss.