• Grandmother: *posts article defaming political figure*
  • Me: *posts Snopes link discrediting said article*
  • Grandmother: You're out of the will.

Why can’t I just find a guy.

My Mother

I have a 102 fever and she’s still on me about my room being messy.

I felt sick earlier and she wouldn’t reschedule an appointment to get our passport photos taken because she didn’t want to mess up a relationship with a bank customer.

I fucking bought her flowers and took them to her office today. I am akick-ass son and she still vilifies me at every turn.

She told me today that she enjoys going to work because it’s a “haven from our arguments”, yet when I say I’ll be spending as much time as I can on campus next year since I’m living at home I get grounded.

Is it bad that I look this up everytime I’m going out of state?

Is it bad that I look this up everytime I’m going out of state?

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Okay.

She wasn’t so displeased that he got in trouble because of it, but it kind of reaffirmed the thing thateveryone else in the school has figured out already:The boy swings both ways.

Plus it was a very quick kiss.

Reblogging this for a reason. ;-D

gpoy

gpoy

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I feel kind of weird if I don’t post a photo every so often. I like to attach a face to my name when you read something I write.

I feel kind of weird if I don’t post a photo every so often. I like to attach a face to my name when you read something I write.

spooksie:

if you dont read tags then you pretty much miss out on my whole blog

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