I’m really happy you’re all so happy for Hank and John and so am I but ohmygod I just want my dashboard back.

Congratulations Hank and John!

Congratulations Hank and John!

50 years from now The Fault in our Stars is going to incorporated into like, all high school English curricula and students will have to finish quizzes and write papers about John Green and at SOME POINT they’ll probably  have to answer the question:

“What motto did John Green live life by and perpetuate to his followers?”

Lizzie Bennet Problems

I’ve gotten to the point that because of the Lizzie Bennett Diaries I want to read Pride and Predjudice. But the problem is, by doing so I’ll spoil the webshow. But if I keep watching the webshow, I’ll spoil the book.

Tagging all my fandoms. Like if you want me to follow you.

Not even looking for a follow-back. Just looking to follow some new blogs.

So Last Year At LeakyCon I Met The Katherine

Except I didn’t KNOW she was The Katherine. I just thought she was a very helpful lady at the DFTBA Vendor Place who told me I should buy the Giraffe Love shirt since there was one one large shirt left.

And now a year later I have just become so enamored with her because of HankGames, and I hope I have the chance to meet her again this year.

That’s my LeakyGoal.

My Mother was very confused as to why her 17 year old son bought $30 of soap online.

My Mother was very confused as to why her 17 year old son bought $30 of soap online.

Bought four bars of DFTBA soap

I’m really excited.

I’m going to smell so fantastic.

And Mama Green makes them. Mama. Green.

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Anonymous asked: have you read TFioS??

No, I haven’t read TFioS.

I’ve cried over TFioS.

I’ve laughed over TFioS.

I’ve lent TFioS to friends and neighbors.

I’ve learned from TFioS.

Surely, that is different than just reading.

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britneybuffyandbigfatcock asked: Most romantic thing someone could do for you?

Read me a John Green novel while I’m in bed sick.

Oreos would also be involved somehow.

She just called John Green “a funny author”

Someone just asked me if I had ever read “An Abundance Of Katherines”

Oh, my God. I’ve seen him at parties. The things I would do to that boy. I mean, not now that I know you’re interested in him. But, oh, sweet holy Lord, I would ride that one-legged pony all the way around the corral. — John Green, The Fault in our Stars