I get very suspicious when straight guys add me on Facebook.
luxsting replied to your photo: I love this shirt so much. I have been stopped in…
do they make one that says straight?
If someone wanted to make one, I’d say “Go Ahead”.
Conversation With Male Coworker
- Me: Oh, you have a tumblr? I love tumblr.
- Him: Yeah? What's your username? I'll follow you.
- Me: *gives him link*
- Him: Cool. I'll follow you.
- Me: Warning: You're going to see a lot of half-naked guys on your dash.
- Him: (looking worried) Like... the bottom half?
- Me: Hahaha, no. Just the top half.
- Him: *contemplates*
- Him: Well, I guess that will add some variety to my dash. Right now there are only half-naked girls.
So Here’s A Story
I kissed a guy that I’ve been wanting to kiss for three years today. Got caught up in the moment of it being my very last meeting of a club and saying my goodbyes.
His girlfriend. She was not so pleased.
I’m hanging out with a straight guy tonight who I’m not emotionally attracted to
I feel like this is growth.
This Friend Of Mine Keeps Sending Me Blank Texts
And he’s not even doing it from his phone, he’s doing it from his girlfriend’s phone.
Bit of context: He’s straight as an arrow.
I’ve told him to stop, and while laughing he refuses.
This morning he started doing it again. I was just out of the shower, knew I was going to be late for school, and I was not in the mood.
I went on google images, found the first picture of a penis I could, and texted it to him with the message, “If you send me one more, I will send this and a lot worse to your phone (not mine, by the way)”
Anonymous asked: im straight guy and i fucking love flanels
THE STRAIGHT AND GAY MEN OF THE WORLD HAVE FOUND THEIR COMMON GROUND.
Made out with my best friend’s boyfriend last night (with her permission)
I like my friends.
Anonymous asked: i wish you werent gay you are adorbs
I get this a lot. And the only thing I have to say is that I don’t think I would be the person I am, emotionally (so, personality-wise) and physically if I were straight.
Like, if I weren’t gay, I might not have this gif on call.