I’m pretty sure if I was ever unexpectedly kissed by a boy on a beach after yelling at him I would just start yelling at him more for being a life-ruiner.


bryaninwonderland:
I could go for some of this right about now.

bryaninwonderland:

I could go for some of this right about now.

(via dreamitanditsreal)

I kissed a boy I really like tonight

I would like to kiss somebody right now.

Every time

Literally every time I’ve kissed somebody I fall ill within two or three days.

Every. Time.

An Ode To Food

Food

I fucking love you.

And until about a year ago

We were like *this*

But then I had my first kiss

And I wanted another

So our relationship became long distance

Sure I splurged sometimes

I didn’t starve myself

But it hasn’t been the same since

I want to change that

I’m not saying I’m going to go back to

Drinking tons of soda

Eating big macs

And never looking at a green

But at some point tasting this

Makes me feel better than starting at photos of this

Do you ever just really want to kiss somebody?