I’m really happy you’re all so happy for Hank and John and so am I but ohmygod I just want my dashboard back.

Congratulations Hank and John!

Congratulations Hank and John!

Lizzie Bennet Problems

I’ve gotten to the point that because of the Lizzie Bennett Diaries I want to read Pride and Predjudice. But the problem is, by doing so I’ll spoil the webshow. But if I keep watching the webshow, I’ll spoil the book.

So Last Year At LeakyCon I Met The Katherine

Except I didn’t KNOW she was The Katherine. I just thought she was a very helpful lady at the DFTBA Vendor Place who told me I should buy the Giraffe Love shirt since there was one one large shirt left.

And now a year later I have just become so enamored with her because of HankGames, and I hope I have the chance to meet her again this year.

That’s my LeakyGoal.

Those eyes.

Those eyes.

My Mother was very confused as to why her 17 year old son bought $30 of soap online.

My Mother was very confused as to why her 17 year old son bought $30 of soap online.

luxsting replied to your post: OH MY FUCKING GOD I GOT A ROCKSTAR UPGRADE I AM CRYING

what does that mean exactly?

IT MEANS THAT EVERYTHING GOOD THAT HAS EVER HAPPENED TO ME BEFORE IN MY LIFE HAS JUST BEEN USURPED AT THIS VERY MOMENT.

Bought four bars of DFTBA soap

I’m really excited.

I’m going to smell so fantastic.

And Mama Green makes them. Mama. Green.

asker

gaypornandbuffy asked: Most romantic thing someone could do for you?

Read me a John Green novel while I’m in bed sick.

Oreos would also be involved somehow.

She just called John Green “a funny author”

My Google Docs from last year.

My Google Docs from last year.

Oh, my God. I’ve seen him at parties. The things I would do to that boy. I mean, not now that I know you’re interested in him. But, oh, sweet holy Lord, I would ride that one-legged pony all the way around the corral. — John Green, The Fault in our Stars
Have I mentioned I read The Fault in our Stars over the last six hours?

Have I mentioned I read The Fault in our Stars over the last six hours?

Just Finished The Fault in our Stars

I am emotionally exhausted. Somewhere between sobbing and wanting to puke and wanting to smile and wanting to curl up under my covers and contemplate.

School awaits.