It is actually impossible to be a gay male and not have an erection the entire time you’re watching teen wolf.

Somehow telling my crush I like him (and then being turned down) and buying a book on the history of Nazism is a thing that occurs on the same night in my life.

My google searches are getting specific

My google searches are getting specific

Nathan Kress is one of the few actors I can never meet because my pants

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I wonder if my managers would accept “I’m gay.” as an excuse for trying to get my shift subbed so I can watch the Tony Awards.

I’ve just realized that I, along with every other gay guy I follow on Tumblr constantly reblog photos of guys who are hotter than we ourselves are.

Why do we do this?

This does not seem conducive to making ourselves appealing to other gay guys.

Exactly how many more catholic boys do i have to flirt with before they make me a bishop?

Hi.

Hi.

Apparently I’ve been paying too much…

Apparently I’ve been paying too much…

The first season of Full House is a lot more fun to watch if you imagine Jesse and Joey are fucking.

seriously tonight is the start of my weekend and all I’m going to do when I get home is take a shower to find out what my newly colored hair looks like when I put product in it.

My friend Brian transplanted my face onto Anderson Cooper’s head and I don’t even know what to say right now.

My friend Brian transplanted my face onto Anderson Cooper’s head and I don’t even know what to say right now.

I am very proud of the manscaping I did tonight.

so I guess I get to meet hannah hart in a week