How I start most conversations with my friends

Me: Can we talk about how I don’t make great decisions

I don’t understand why it’s so easy to facebook chat a girl after freinding/being friended but when it’s a guy…

this is how popular i am.

this is how popular i am.

Sometimes when I’m very close to falling asleep or just waking up, I have vivid memories of friends I’ve never met. Then in a split second I realize that they aren’t real and that they were never real and it confuses the fuck out of me because I remember them. Names, habits, histories, and then I forget.

This is why I love doctorwholia

This is why I love doctorwholia

sleepynights:

lolcats

I would enjoy doing both.
At the same time.

sleepynights:

lolcats

I would enjoy doing both.

At the same time.

(via mountaindaze)

I Had An Amazing Birthday Party

25 of my most amazing friends.

Ended up giving people pizza to take home because we got too much, had lots of cake, sang our hearts out to Sk8r Boi, and every Lady Gaga song.

I’m also friends with a handful of people who have Tumblr accounts, and we’re always reblogging each-others stuff and shipping ourselves with people and they were there and it was just awesome.

Gah. <3

Emotional Support

That’s what I feel like.

I’m never the first person that people want to hang out with.

But I am the first person someone will text when their having relationship problems.

or family problems

or school problems.

I don’t mind being their for people, but I grow weary of endlessly lending an ear and helping others.

Sometimes I need help too.

Amazing Grace

Amazing Grace

  • Friend: so do you want him to ask you, do you want to ask him, or are you unsure?
  • Me: I'm not sure of anything
  • Me: the only thing I'm sure about is that I have a taco.

Pet Peeve: Midnight Edition

So a friend just started Facebook messaging me bitching that she hadn’t done her AP English homework and that she was tired.

What she wants me to tell her is that it doesn’t take very long and it won’t take any work.

What I had to tell her is that it took me a few hours and takes a lot of thought.

Empathy: Not my thing.

If You Have Socialistic Tendencies

You should follow my friend Laurel (laureloutloud)

She likes Harry Potter too.

But mostly socialism.

If you follow her I’ll send you nudes.

gagagamagician:

My favorite parts of this are the pieces of TARDIS that  jab into your face, the extremely boxy Sonic Screwdriver, and the derpy  feather. The pink bow-tie is for a personal touch because of your pink  scarves. And that’s supposed to be a Renaissance hat….OH, and the  little doodle of me is wearing my trademark Fedora. It’s not a bowler.  Hope you like my qwaleti MS Paint work!!!!
(nf kjbfekjbwkf GET A SUBMIT BOX, BOY!!!)

This is amazing. I love you dear.
(You should follow her)

gagagamagician:

My favorite parts of this are the pieces of TARDIS that jab into your face, the extremely boxy Sonic Screwdriver, and the derpy feather. The pink bow-tie is for a personal touch because of your pink scarves. And that’s supposed to be a Renaissance hat….OH, and the little doodle of me is wearing my trademark Fedora. It’s not a bowler. Hope you like my qwaleti MS Paint work!!!!

(nf kjbfekjbwkf GET A SUBMIT BOX, BOY!!!)

This is amazing. I love you dear.

(You should follow her)