How I start most conversations with my friends
Me: Can we talk about how I don’t make great decisions
I don’t understand why it’s so easy to facebook chat a girl after freinding/being friended but when it’s a guy…
Sometimes when I’m very close to falling asleep or just waking up, I have vivid memories of friends I’ve never met. Then in a split second I realize that they aren’t real and that they were never real and it confuses the fuck out of me because I remember them. Names, habits, histories, and then I forget.
I Had An Amazing Birthday Party
25 of my most amazing friends.
Ended up giving people pizza to take home because we got too much, had lots of cake, sang our hearts out to Sk8r Boi, and every Lady Gaga song.
I’m also friends with a handful of people who have Tumblr accounts, and we’re always reblogging each-others stuff and shipping ourselves with people and they were there and it was just awesome.
That’s what I feel like.
I’m never the first person that people want to hang out with.
But I am the first person someone will text when their having relationship problems.
or family problems
or school problems.
I don’t mind being their for people, but I grow weary of endlessly lending an ear and helping others.
Sometimes I need help too.
- Friend: so do you want him to ask you, do you want to ask him, or are you unsure?
- Me: I'm not sure of anything
- Me: the only thing I'm sure about is that I have a taco.
Pet Peeve: Midnight Edition
So a friend just started Facebook messaging me bitching that she hadn’t done her AP English homework and that she was tired.
What she wants me to tell her is that it doesn’t take very long and it won’t take any work.
What I had to tell her is that it took me a few hours and takes a lot of thought.
Empathy: Not my thing.
If You Have Socialistic Tendencies
You should follow my friend Laurel (laureloutloud)
She likes Harry Potter too.
But mostly socialism.
If you follow her I’ll send you nudes.