My mother: I’ll pay for the jeans you ordered from Amazon if you let me buy you two more pairs in different colors.

I don’t understand
I am SO FUCKING SKINNY
But when I put a shirt on I look huge.
This is my first Summer on Tumblr.
I assume it will get so hot outside that clothing will just become optional.
And there will be ungodly heat waves that people will bitch about.
And then the week after we’ll all reminisce about bitching about said heatwave.
I’m excited.
Problem
The last time I bough an undershirt (i.e. the last time I bought a shirt that came with a wifebeater) I was an extra large.
I’m now a medium.
I need to go shopping so badly.
Wow
Tumblr is like having unlimited access to a slew of fashionable gay friends. Who I need to take me shopping.

Dear Gay Teens/Men of Tumblr
What cut Jeans do you buy?
I’m buying new jeans soon, and I want something more… unf.
Today I’m not wearing what makes me look the skinniest, or goes best with my pants or make me look the least conspicuous.
I’m wearing what I fucking love.
More specifically, I’m wearing Giraffe Love.

