How I start most conversations with my friends
Me: Can we talk about how I don’t make great decisions
- Everyone: You're really tall.
- Me: Sorry.
I don’t understand why it’s so easy to facebook chat a girl after freinding/being friended but when it’s a guy…
Scrolling Through My Dashboard
- Me: Oh.
- Me: That's what I'm supposed to look like.
The Reason I’m Suspicious
Is because the last time I had this conversation with somebody, we…
Talking To A Cute Boy Online
- Normal Person: Hey, you're really nice/cute/sweet, want to hang out?
- Me: Hey, look at this thing that happened on the news you should turn on CNN or Fox or whatever and then we'll talk about disney and food and stuff