I’m really glad my cat can’t talk.

She would ask too many questions.

  • “Why don’t you ever leave your room?”
  • “Why is your hand down your pants so much?”
  • “Why do you stare at yourself in the mirror so much?”
  • “Why do you take bubble wrap and pretend to have boobs?”
  • “Why do you make so many noises while watching Netflix?”

  • Friend: Boobs are goregous.
  • Friend: I just want boobs.
  • Friend: Like a lot.
  • Friend: Like it's the only thing missing in my life.
  • Friend: Boobs.

Tonight is a Tumblr night

I miss Tumblr, I never feel like I’m around anymore.

So the next few hours will me Tumblin’ hours.

There will be, however, one thing I won’t reblog.

(Yes I just wanted to use the gif)

laureloutloud:

This picture is going up forMADDY AND NO OTHER REASONS
and is promptly being deleted in five minutes


Everyone should reblog this.

laureloutloud:

This picture is going up forMADDY AND NO OTHER REASONS

and is promptly being deleted in five minutes

Everyone should reblog this.

cleatora:

mythryndil:

ladyhippie:

bacon-beer-and-boobs:

murphysbride:

iamateenagefeminist:

This is fact. 

SCIENTIFIC STUDIES PROVE BOOBS ARE THE GREATEST


GPOY

As a gay guy…I do not think boobs are great >.>

They’re so bouncy….like mesmerizing bags of fun!

Girl’s boobs are awesome. There just… fun! They’re the only part of the human body that are /meant/ to jiggle.

cleatora:

mythryndil:

ladyhippie:

bacon-beer-and-boobs:

murphysbride:

iamateenagefeminist:

This is fact. 

SCIENTIFIC STUDIES PROVE BOOBS ARE THE GREATEST

GPOY

As a gay guy…I do not think boobs are great >.>

They’re so bouncy….like mesmerizing bags of fun!

Girl’s boobs are awesome. There just… fun! They’re the only part of the human body that are /meant/ to jiggle.

(via cleatorasaurusrex-deactivated20)

I love her boobs.
I mean, I am a Kinsey 6 Queer, but I would love a few minutes just to… ponder them up close.

I love her boobs.

I mean, I am a Kinsey 6 Queer, but I would love a few minutes just to… ponder them up close.