I’m really glad my cat can’t talk.
She would ask too many questions.
- “Why don’t you ever leave your room?”
- “Why is your hand down your pants so much?”
- “Why do you stare at yourself in the mirror so much?”
- “Why do you take bubble wrap and pretend to have boobs?”
- “Why do you make so many noises while watching Netflix?”
- Friend: Boobs are goregous.
- Friend: I just want boobs.
- Friend: Like a lot.
- Friend: Like it's the only thing missing in my life.
- Friend: Boobs.
Tonight is a Tumblr night
I miss Tumblr, I never feel like I’m around anymore.
So the next few hours will me Tumblin’ hours.
There will be, however, one thing I won’t reblog.

(Yes I just wanted to use the gif)

This picture is going up forMADDY AND NO OTHER REASONS
and is promptly being deleted in five minutes

Everyone should reblog this.
This is fact.
SCIENTIFIC STUDIES PROVE BOOBS ARE THE GREATEST
GPOY
As a gay guy…I do not think boobs are great >.>
They’re so bouncy….like mesmerizing bags of fun!
Girl’s boobs are awesome. There just… fun! They’re the only part of the human body that are /meant/ to jiggle.
I love her boobs.
I mean, I am a Kinsey 6 Queer, but I would love a few minutes just to… ponder them up close.

