Omfg I was sitting in a room with a bunch of my aunts, uncles and cousins and my grandma had this weird smile on her face so I asked her what was up and she just looked at me and said “everyone in this house is alive thanks to my vagina”
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I have cancer
walk up into the club like “wuddup i got a hit song”….
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my sister isn’t talking 2 me bc earlier she was doing her homework and she was like ‘god i need somewhere flat to write’ and i said ‘how about your chest’
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As far as my research on this shows, only fetuses with penises do this and it’s not really masturbation, as there’s no evidence that the fetus even achieves an erection, let alone achieves orgasm. It’s more likely simply a tactile reflex, same with the face touching and thumb sucking that fetuses have been known to exhibit.
This congressman’s argument is actually that the sexual pleasure of fetuses who he considers male is more important than the bodily autonomy of pregnant individuals, who are often very female
This would be surprising… if it were the first time male pleasure was prioritized over women’s rights.
BINGO!
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remember in doctor who when a guy and a slab of concrete with a face became canon
no we don’t talk about that
remember when a man and a slab of concrete became canon on sherlock
YOU LITTLE SHIT
13 followers until I hit 1600.
I’m a cool person.
Ask my mom.
how the fuck do i become friends with some of you you guys are cool as fuck
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