oldprickbitches:

Omfg I was sitting in a room with a bunch of my aunts, uncles and cousins and my grandma had this weird smile on her face so I asked her what was up and she just looked at me and said “everyone in this house is alive thanks to my vagina”

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dashbeardconfessional:

jesuspaiditall:

catholicnun:

I have cancer

walk up into the club like “wuddup i got a hit song”….

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TitleThrift Shop
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awwww-cute:

Might be a repost, but I thought it was adorable

awwww-cute:

Might be a repost, but I thought it was adorable

(via schroederismyspiritanimal)

deluminator:

my sister isn’t talking 2 me bc earlier she was doing her homework and she was like ‘god i need somewhere flat to write’ and i said ‘how about your chest’ 

(via pan0pticon)

rabbleprochoice:

feministinthekitchen:

rabbleprochoice:

think-progress:

So, this happened today.

As far as my research on this shows, only fetuses with penises do this and it’s not really masturbation, as there’s no evidence that the fetus even achieves an erection, let alone achieves orgasm. It’s more likely simply a tactile reflex, same with the face touching and thumb sucking that fetuses have been known to exhibit.

This congressman’s argument is actually that the sexual pleasure of fetuses who he considers male is more important than the bodily autonomy of pregnant individuals, who are often very female
This would be surprising… if it were the first time male pleasure was prioritized over women’s rights.

BINGO!

rabbleprochoice:

feministinthekitchen:

rabbleprochoice:

think-progress:

So, this happened today.

As far as my research on this shows, only fetuses with penises do this and it’s not really masturbation, as there’s no evidence that the fetus even achieves an erection, let alone achieves orgasm. It’s more likely simply a tactile reflex, same with the face touching and thumb sucking that fetuses have been known to exhibit.

This congressman’s argument is actually that the sexual pleasure of fetuses who he considers male is more important than the bodily autonomy of pregnant individuals, who are often very female

This would be surprising… if it were the first time male pleasure was prioritized over women’s rights.

BINGO!

(via noneoftheawards)

batreaux:

reblog if this motherfucker taught u the meaning of disappointment

batreaux:

reblog if this motherfucker taught u the meaning of disappointment

(via budweiner)

bakerstreetsdoctor:

order-of-the-sherlockians:

starfleetgrad:

murgatroid:

mattsmithsexual:

remember in doctor who when a guy and a slab of concrete with a face became canon 

no we don’t talk about that

remember when a man and a slab of concrete became canon on sherlock

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YOU LITTLE SHIT

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sself-inflictedd:

I’m laffin at this

(via heyyyyybulldog)

13 followers until I hit 1600.

I’m a cool person.

Ask my mom.

lilythegr9:

“mommy, can I-“

“not unless u get 100000 notes on a post, honey”

(via halfaplanecrash)

nighthooker:

how the fuck do i become friends with some of you you guys are cool as fuck

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