how-i-met-my-otp:

mysweetcupoftea:

HIMYM AU: Barney finds out that Robin works for S.H.I.E.L.D as Agent Hill (Part 1)

They’re mixing two different universes together and yet it still makes waaay more sense than the finale.

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if i put a photo you take of me on facebook and you comment to let everyone know that you took the picture i will never ask you to take a photo of me again 

thatguyprince:

canadianslut:

I wish my name was Zoe so I could introduce myself like thisimage

SHE WILL NEVER BE PABLO

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asker

Anonymous asked: Do you think it's possible to create a breathlyzer that you can install in your car and to unlock the car you would have to breathe into it and if you're over the legal limit the car stays locked, restricting you from going anywhere? Just a random idea I had to help curb drunk driving. I dont know anything about engineering, cars, or breathlyzers.

edwardspoonhands:

This is so possible that it’s an actual thing for people who have multiple DUIs. They have them mandated by judges. 

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  • Me in seventh grade: I hope I'm not gay
  • Me now: I want the soccer team to piss on me

this a strange dog, why this dog the same size as me (a dog), but not smell like dog???? not sure what happen, owner what u think?

this a strange dog, why this dog the same size as me (a dog), but not smell like dog???? not sure what happen, owner what u think?

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budweiner:

internetwanker:

Dirty as mirror

Look at James’ pubicles. Look.

budweiner:

internetwanker:

Dirty as mirror

Look at James’ pubicles. Look.

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asker

khaleesimermaid asked: Welcome to the 19 club! (p.s. it kinda sucks here)

eh 18 wasn’t that great either I’M HOLDING OUT FOR LIKE 27

asker

sheriffmars asked: Happy Birthday you cutie! (Jumping on the bandwagon even though I now realise it was yesterday)

running out of ways to say thank you

dailyp0rn:

amen

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